( cool. she likes the sound of the bourbon espresso, but all she can think about is bill all amped up during a chase, so she signals for one of the bearded hipsters and orders a latte instead. if she hates it, she'll give it to this girl. win-win. )

He's my boss. He has a pretty normal old man beard.

( he'd probably resent being called old, but eehh where is the lie. )

But he might've had an uglier one when he was younger, I dunno. Maybe I'll ask him.

( she'll record it when she does. it'll probably be hilarious. )